Want to join the Don't Get Hurt team? We're always looking for writers and screenshot artists with a unique and mature perspective on gaming. Want to write for the best Hardcore gaming editorial? Email swill at dontgethurt.ca with an example of either your writing or art and we'll find a place for you on the team.

Swill

A hardcore gaming enthusiast since kindergarten, Swill has been exploiting game engines since Below The Root. Among some of Swill's All-Time favorites currently include X-Com: UFO Defense, Duke Nukem and Battlefield Vietnam. You can find Swill coding his fingers to the bone or using bodyweight as a silencer.

Arthur Blogworthy

Leading the pack, Arthur Blogworthy has been a hardcore gamer since he was a twinkle in his father's eye. His penchant for violent gaming is only matched by his unnerving and deadly accuracy. You can find Arnold researching the brain or turning it into salad.

Salsa

Sals doesn't take shit from anybody, especially these gaming giants putting out crappy releases for a quick buck. Always with a keen eye out for innovative games, Salsa a hard one to track down, constantly moving from game to game, trying to find what he's looking for. 

Moogah

Moogs likes Civ IV, and murlocs, and lolcats. Moogs dislikes misplaced commas.